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Rob Ruminski @ruminski Melbourne, Australia

Politics. Music. Moving pictures. Beer. Food. Baseball. Assorted detritus. Opinions belong to whoever poured my drink. RTs mean we're going steady.

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Joined Twitter 2/15/09

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@AleOfATime @viper_114 you're worse than ISIS.@AleOfATime @viper_114 actually, I should've put "pizza" in scare-quotes when referring to the NZ interpretation of this great cuisine.@AleOfATime Having endured NZ pizza for several years, I can definitively say that your opinion as a Kiwi is invalid. @viper_114PREACH IT BROTHER! https://t.co/4AIU0Q1Dk2@dianne_janes This is the danger of talking to strangers on the internet. I feel unclean. @aptronym @nathanrodger @kateiselin @LeMandapantz@dianne_janes Not you too? So many bad opinions on the Twitters tonight. @aptronym @nathanrodger @kateiselin @LeMandapantz@aptronym I stripped the rocket off then consumed. @nathanrodger @kateiselin@aptronym I really like @nathanrodger & @kateiselin. It's a shame they'll be eliminated in the coming revolution. #norocket #nopineapple@LeMandapantz @kateiselin @aptronym https://t.co/Q8cYeGKr7b@kateiselin @aptronym That is one single crackpot opinion. In no way representative of an entire nation.@kateiselin @aptronym That is not accepted practice!@kateiselin @aptronym Are you forcing me to assimilate, Tony Abbott?@nathanrodger @aptronym @kateiselin I will throw you into the ocean and I won't look back once.@kateiselin @aptronym YOUR OPINIONS ARE AWFUL AND YOU ARE AN AWFUL BIN PERSON.A new political movement has been born in Australia on this night. Join us. https://t.co/Pz1RPQfleD@LeMandapantz @ragibson GARBAGE LEAF. BIN GREENS.At no point when I was ordering this pizza did they mention that it would arrive covered in garbage leaf AKA rocket. Not happy.@TomDart When sex workers can use the internet effectively, they can screen clients more effectively. You've just put more women in danger.@MissLaraBelle @TomDart Not to mention that it creates unsafe conditions for sexworkers. Does he want rushed negotiations in dark alleyways?@erinmargrethe I was about to say the exact same thing. @kateiselinTexts from Charles Bukowski. And/or texts from Rob Ruminski after I've had a few, and if I was more eloquent. Genius. http://t.co/1muVm6KTTW@Nevenka_Silvia There's a filthy drain-cleaning joke in here somewhere.Christian sex ed in public Victorian school: too many sex partners makes girls like "overused sticky tape": http://t.co/rRvFYzbCeE@Nevenka_Silvia That was so gross.@OreoSpeedwagon_ you are the Cyrano de Bergerac of awkward flirting.@OreoSpeedwagon_ This is my new pickup line.@barrysaunders @drearyclocks I often get Bob Rum-[garbled mumbling of consonants and the letter 'i']fuck conservatives
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@mattbrick1 @Dan_0 @AleOfATime @ragibson @LeMandapantz @alisterrobbie @MelbDave @palejonno Possibly? I'll let you know how I'm traveling.@drearyclocks That must be frustrating for you, Don.Lucie Bee writes about the new Mastercard ban on sex work ads https://t.co/devLXrzhYN #chargeisdeclined
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiWelcome to the Majors, Marcus Hatley. The bases are loaded with nobody out at 12:34 a.m. with about 3,000 fans remaining at the ballpark!
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiGODDAMN. Just got my tickets for Luna at Northcote Social on Sep 17. So fucking excited for this gig. https://t.co/QgiHubUHs4@MelbDave WHERE THE BOY AT STRING?Ted Cruz has an idea for a constitutional amendment. Surprise! It's insane. http://t.co/iPOpf0DKcs http://t.co/JfUpPIfZw0
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiPity. In better hands, this could've been a fascinating article about the limitations of productivity measurements. https://t.co/OfWs2EpTWeCurrent chilli level: seeing visions of Johnny Cash in coyote form.
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiSext from octopusgunslinger https://t.co/SU4xQTHW61Anyone want a nine-foot, one-tonne bronze statue of Baphomet?https://t.co/JkFv6R4r9bICYMI, there's going to be a bus to @RedHillBrewery for Secret Stash on Saturday the 18th. Get on board: https://t.co/ESjS2lIggSThe man responsible hushing up rape and sexual assault in detention centres is wearing a white ribbon. #BorderForce http://t.co/Z5hYdySakY
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@ragibson @Foresters_Hall 6-8Just signed up for the Texas Hold 'em tournament at @Foresters_Hall this Saturday for their 4th of July festivities. Anyone else going?Share this one please: Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram friends, I need your help. Jim Carrey (yes… https://t.co/B1s4Jxm2LD
Retweeted by Rob Ruminskilol twitter http://t.co/b4ZXGnC1tf
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiThis is definitely my favourite diagram of the week. http://t.co/vKcMRVBPau
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiNightmare: yelled at my mom/brother, unsuccessfully tried to cook a pig on a spit, accidentally stabbed a lemur, destroyed a Christmas tree.It took me almost ten minutes, but I finished my treatment for Dumb & Dumber 3. http://t.co/zdhUgeyHhb
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@dianne_janes We're working on it!@dianne_janes OK, when will we see you?@dianne_janes *us. Stupid autocorrect.@dianne_janes you need to come to Melbourne and have meetings with U.S., obviously.At The Post Project, we know how to meeting. @ Slowbeer https://t.co/d0FaTfNvxR@kateiselin ?!?!?!@thirstyinmelb @NakedNed it's a skill. You can endorse me.@CFinNYC I have 3 or 4 in mind. Question is do I want to do my left arm or my chest next.Linkedin keeps wanting me to connect with dead people and women who I used to bone.@CFinNYC Same. Just trying to make a decision about which one I'll get next.Potentially need someone to film something on the Gold Coast on Saturday.
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@dgoold Also, why give Carp, Wong and Jay the day off today in the first place? Field your best team against Sale then give guys rest.Damn girl are you a Prius because you're giving me no sounds or indications that you're turned on right now
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiSomeone should start a travel site called "What's the coolest place I can go with this amount of money."
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiSince joining the #STLCards bullpen in 2013, Randy Choate has faced 238 left-handed batters, and only 33 of them have managed to get a hit.
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiThe end game of the ECB's brinksmanship with Greece? Regime change. http://t.co/7jQkTdkVBHSwiping right on Tinder when I see Twitter people show up, mostly just to see if they swipe back. #fungamesWe're proud once again to be the hub for @_GSPF. Come down and enjoy all the free events and workshops next week X http://t.co/2vVqzpJPZK
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiCan't wait to read a bunch of comments on @vivaelbirdos later about how Randal Grichuk is an awful player & we're all too stupid to see it.@tjlefebvre Anytime.Any saints who can help me setup a custom WP to run via hosting site? I've tried everything. Can't get FTP client to upload files.
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@DSzymborski http://t.co/RX7VWWFJQq@JaneTribune Tim Tam Slams with cheap bourbon.The movement that Chris Sale can get on 95mph+ pitches is criminal. Nasty, nasty stuff.@kindofstrange So, so good. And surprisingly poignant for a cartoon about a self-obsessed, drunk horse.Poor gerry... http://t.co/vh2UQ8Go5V
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiBest news: Bojack Horseman is back in a couple of weeks http://t.co/CGBYQgxAX8Dozens of medical staff publish this letter, potentially breaking new laws. They urge government to prosecute them http://t.co/D9vgHiTRmD
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiWelcome to Arbys. Can I help you? JK. No one can. Which dead animal would you like to waste a few minutes of your useless life eating today?
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@We_Love_Aural One of my favourite pieces of music writing: Lester Bangs on Jethro Tull http://t.co/SvufdKwQ9CGrown-ass woman at the next table gushing about Alister Crowley and Anton LeVay. Jesus. Are you fifteen?Fuck me. This is gorgeous. https://t.co/ZLA4ewOXQkin other news...panel beaters and cabinet makers have been added to the list of skilled migrants Australia needs
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiUniverse: I would like an album of duets by @HappyWoman9 and Patti Smith. Please make this happen.#AskELJames are you aware that eyebrows can't actually do this http://t.co/5Fc6PI67ug
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@snarkattack Cheaper than Levis, which has been my go-to until now. I guess I'll see how durable they are.@Harlot_Blogger Yep. I cringe every time I hear it and have to explain Native American history to people who don't get why it's offensive.I wonder what you would get for Joe Hockey's reputation in a truly free and open marketplace
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@erinmargrethe Well, they make my fat ass look pretty spectacular, and not like an over-filled sausage. We'll see how durable they are.@wordsandsequins Help me pick out jeans or help me mock myself?@alisterrobbie Please do.I am queuing up to buy some jeans at Dejour. Hipster achievement unlocked. Don't worry; I'm mocking myself.#tramcops on the 19, headed north, Sydney Rd at Albert St.@CFinNYC Well, as stylish as I ever get, at least.And yet we have Abbott's union witch hunt but no Federal ICAC. https://t.co/CkzqOyQY3K@schlutes Pretty much, yep.Was expecting bad news in a meeting this morning, so I steeled myself by wearing all black. Got very good news instead.
Cute Nicknames for Your Partner 1. possum pie 2. kidney pie 3. possum kidneys 4. offal
Retweeted by Rob Ruminski@paulwiggins Was a glorious paper when I was growing up. Nearly makes me cry to see it when I go home now. A shell of itself.I need to keep saying this until it sinks in to everyone Last week the Gov & #ALP voted to Ban Mandatory Reporting of Child Abuse on #Nauru
Retweeted by Rob RuminskiYou can stop videos from playing automatically (and waking the baby, or annoying others on public transport) in Twitter's account settings.
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