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Food safety jerk and Dunning-Kruger archetype, probably unshaven.

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Rome in a cab at 1am. Just like Jarmusch’s Night on Earth. Except no Roberto Benigni. And no dead priest.
4/22
2015
Dangit. @bugcounter @FoodRiskGuy and & @GRAcuff are blocking my view of the Renoir #IAFPEuro http://t.co/zQKiunrEHaChairing a technical session on risk modeling and communication at #iafpeuro — let’s see how I do pronouncing names…
4/21
2015
Mike Batz @mbbatz telling us how to compare apples and oranges in foodborne disease ranking at #IAFP conference #iafpeuro. Top class fruit!
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4/20
2015
Assessment of Epidemiology Capacity in State Health Departments — United States, 2013 http://t.co/KglpUrtCKKNautilus on PANDAS (Pediatric Autoimmune Neuropsychiatric Disorders Associated With Streptococcal Infections) http://t.co/7WSo2HX0Sp
4/16
2015
Characterizing the Transmission Potential of Zoonotic Infections from Minor Outbreaks http://t.co/5Ze1SJ4zai
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4/15
2015
@RobersonMichael @bugcounter My Linked In profile makes for great bedtime reading! Ciao!@RobersonMichael @bugcounter this is me getting up from the couch to get another bee from the fridge https://t.co/Qrju4e5fUX@bugcounter @RobersonMichael Did I mention I run “Dorf-style?” My knees really take a beating.@RobersonMichael I run in my sleep!How AeroPress Fans Are Hacking Their Way To A Better Cup Of Coffee http://t.co/8abTXvFHWC
Retweeted by Michael BatzGotta keep training if I’m gonna run down @RobersonMichael #deepsouth http://t.co/OwCGnirAQY@FeelsRightDes @IAFPFood July 25-28 at annual conference of Int Assoc for Food Protection.Can I get this in time for the @IAFPFood silent auction? Poop: The Game https://t.co/AMOWAjohPPThe outputs of the @WHO Initiative to Estimate the Global Burden of Foordborne Diseases: symposium in Oct'2015: http://t.co/3M754u2TDB @rivm
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4/14
2015
Quick question, if a fly falls in your drink and you take it out SUPER quickly can you still eat the fly?
Retweeted by Michael BatzInteresting article on the Texas epi investigations of the 2013 Cyclospora outbreak associated w/ cilantro http://t.co/5CK61UhUXr“Please write a book chapter for us and then pay us €670 for the privilege.” Sounds like a great deal! http://t.co/UbhoFj48Lk
4/13
2015
A timeline of key dates in the Blue Bell Listeria outbreak. http://t.co/AM6mmiXzBn
Retweeted by Michael Batz@ainzlie in the biz we don’t call it brown, we call it “butt camo”"Don't poop on me" duvet cover/shirt/coffee mug/etc. Uh, OK. http://t.co/UffNGZVqhNDid you know after public pressure, General Mills decided to remove witchcraft from Cheerios in 2014. More at foodbabe.​com #FoodBabeFacts
Retweeted by Michael BatzNew Database of Food Safety Inspections Includes About Half of All U.S. Counties http://t.co/F2RHAU29jE
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4/10
2015
Some good ideas: A strategy to establish Food Safety Model Repositories http://t.co/pzOOr0cGUm
4/9
2015
Toxicologist finds antibiotics in air downwind from feedlots http://t.co/PNrfCjMVew via @tweetmeme
Retweeted by Michael Batz@MCBazacoPhD Just because the crystals catalyze, synthesize, & concentrate ripples of Gaia's energy doesn't make them "magic," you idiot.MRSA & professional sports - let the lawyers hash it out http://t.co/eKW7h6yorY@MCBazacoPhD My candle already told me everything I need to know... peacefully.Another weekly delivery of postcards on Dear Data: check our weeks 13 and 14 out! #DearData http://t.co/x95vhckhUr http://t.co/JYjZeyU70U
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4/8
2015
@MCBazacoPhD so long as you told them i was pretty its cool broHow I know I'm a total dork: "An index card/pen case? Oooooh, daddy like!" http://t.co/v0pdpvf6Sx@bugcounter I’m wearin’ fur pajamas (while I Skype), I ride a Hot Potata’ (name of my razor scooter)Foodborne parasites from wildlife: how wild are they? http://t.co/Br2CFlfa6R
4/7
2015
@bugcounter 💫@bugcounter props to math, without which your article is not possible#UMD-led team creates largest national database of food safety inspections http://t.co/nkRzuWA6mo
Retweeted by Michael BatzCool work by @bugcounter et al. using real-world data to analyze food cooling rates (& behaviors) in US restaurants http://t.co/cxAW84ET6rRest in peace, Dr. John H. Silliker - a man who singlehandedly improved the safety of the world's food supply http://t.co/lQ6vfn4lgK
Retweeted by Michael BatzI thought revenge was a dish best served cold, but hot steaming pee tea sounds pretty nasty http://t.co/3Y7ipM1O3x
4/3
2015
@barfblog @benjaminchapman @bugcounter portable cone of silence http://t.co/qrGsfrnzrt
4/2
2015
Today's post is on norovirus - affects millions, costs billions, in the U.S. alone: https://t.co/jITZofpmCd (3/3) #WorldHealthDay
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4/1
2015
Data has never convinced anyone who didn’t want to be convinced.
Retweeted by Michael BatzIf you missed it: This is what theocracy looks like. #BoycottIndiana http://t.co/900x9K8YqT http://t.co/uEFSysQxZl
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3/27
2015
It’s a math thing: Raw milk is 3 percent of the market but causes over 50 percent of milk foodborne illnesses http://t.co/BfBMrIz4Im
Retweeted by Michael Batz@bugcounter @benjaminchapman I cook my meet to 0 Wedgewoods http://t.co/ZtMy040EvV@benjaminchapman or 347K.No. Temp it. MT @foodgov: Chicken properly cooked safe to eat. Check it’s steaming hot throughout, w/ no pink bits! http://t.co/wGSr3SB78kCoE "Centered on Food Safety" Spring Newsletter hot off the press! http://t.co/tf4ZOFff8w #FoodSafety #FoodSafetyCoE #FoodborneIllness
Retweeted by Michael Batz@bugcounter @ainzlie Pretty sure they are going to prefer snackwave.@ainzlie I have small kids so I have to keep on top of the trends.@bugcounter Goats can't fly on their own, idiot."Is normcore food all a big fart that goes nowhere? Probably."@ainzlie "Peas are normcore. Red leaf lettuce is normcore. Iceberg lettuce is not normcore." OK@bugcounter What, this? No. It's just a grilled cheese made w/ unpasteurized chevre I flew in from New Zealand.@bugcounter So many questions. What will fill me up and make me look cool? What tastes good & matches my shoes? What pasta shapes are hip?Toward a Theory of Normcore Food http://t.co/9wLAF3cyPD Kids these daysA systematic review of waterborne disease burden methodologies from developed countries http://t.co/3CugNdn5bP
3/26
2015
Climate change and foodborne transmission of parasites http://t.co/6rzzBGHIx9Global trends in antimicrobial use in food animals http://t.co/kenJI1lvBP
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3/25
2015
Communicating to Advance the Public's Health: Workshop Summary (National Academy of Sciences) http://t.co/7JgAW3h4r0#Chagas disease is an underrecognized threat in the #US http://t.co/nHnP9Y6ET3 http://t.co/4ZRgXWDxQc
Retweeted by Michael BatzAfter an outbreak of listeria, CDC sets out to find the source & prevent future cases. See how in our latest blog: http://t.co/Olah3Kniry
Retweeted by Michael Batz@fubini "Ross's Daughter" has a nice ring to it https://t.co/xxG6KwvO6HPossible favorite part of writing for @LuckyPeach is illustrations they match with my pieces, like this, of @bmarler http://t.co/rzy2jiAHTb
Retweeted by Michael BatzAnalyses of the contributing factors associated with foodborne outbreaks in school settings (2000-2010) http://t.co/vgHTEc33z7
3/24
2015
@geneticmaize I don’t know what you’re talking about. Egg covered in coconut? Dip into them haunches!.@geneticmaize Great, see you at 5:30. Please bring some Neighborhood Egg Dip http://t.co/uUijSOkUVqSo who wants to come on over later for some Hot Fruits? http://t.co/hJptp9WSul
3/23
2015
"50% less knife than a regular stabbing" Man I love me some Mike and Tom Eat Snacks https://t.co/Sp6cNK631TLots of points in this rant against data-driven startups are relevant to data-driven decision making of all sorts https://t.co/WTNB8ml54j@MCBazacoPhD I’m so old I didn’t figure it out until I bought get a new phone.Thought my phone camera was jacked. Turns out, I accidentally turned on the “fade” filter like 6 months ago. Son of a …
3/20
2015
thank you! RT @FeverPicture: Our scribing of @marynmck's #TED2015 talk http://t.co/rHGuTTSzIv #TEDActive2015 http://t.co/24vkzV7WSe
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3/19
2015
I used to love @onthemedia - it was may way into @tldr. Now I guess they want to focus on trite shit like "On House of Cards." F 'em.I think what @manymanywords was doing was not only entertaining but important. I hope she continues. I will follow.So many tech/internet podcasts have a white male voice & white male topics. I didn't know what I was missing until @manymanywords showed up.Shame on @wnyc & @onthemedia for dropping @manymanywords as host of @tldr. She was taking the show to exciting new places.Excellent article on the interlaced history, epidemiology, and naming of chikungunya and dengue viruses http://t.co/5mWWTdfVY8
3/18
2015
Excellent mouthfeel, quite toothsome. RT @barfblog: Chewing on a bandaid isn’t fun http://t.co/BefQmdNTEoSo far the timeline on Listeria Blue Bell outbreak is long and vague: illnesses b/w Jan 2014 and Jan 2015, w/ product testing in Feb 2015.Yes. RT @bigredrobot: This friggin' show. #Danger5 http://t.co/0KHDmnWPOw
3/17
2015
A comment on why I contributed to @WarOnTheRocks and you should also, interaction between conflict and #publichealth http://t.co/LQMAE7xXeh
Retweeted by Michael BatzThanks for nothing, drug war. Thanks for nothing, helicopter parents. http://t.co/IrPDRozhAK http://t.co/hAUDZP6WAUTurns out. https://t.co/gx3QpxX41C
Retweeted by Michael BatzCambozola cheese is my favorite thing (right this minute).
3/16
2015
YOLO http://t.co/1g6L79rCat@bugcounter @LennyMBernstein more like: but it’s the color of fruit and has the word berry in the titleUnsurprising, yet depressing: Parents are still being duped into giving their kids high sugar drinks http://t.co/4jjBqPetTq@bugcounter It is profound how much public health depends upon secondary use of clinical dataImportant discussion on how increasing clinical culture-independent diagnostic testing impacts disease surveillance http://t.co/3usGkd1mNf
3/13
2015
Wait, was this submitted 11/12, accepted 2/13, and first published 3/15, 2 years later? I'm missing something, right? http://t.co/wXSQarEyQ4Commercially Available Rapid Methods for Detection of Selected Foodborne Pathogens http://t.co/wXSQarEyQ4now that's metal "... food poisoning from contaminated shrimp and while vomiting, he ruptured his vocal cords." http://t.co/ha4Fojbsf6
3/12
2015
@JohnNCoupland I can't even pronounce mayonnaissse. Or spell it.@ShipLives @benjaminchapman My Skype-style is "Stefon on the top, pajamas on the bottom."@ShipLives @benjaminchapman http://t.co/g1O1WAKKqG@benjaminchapman I prefer chia-goji smoothies out of old paint cans@shiplives Nice piece! Thanks for the shout out. cc @benjaminchapman@benjaminchapman Look, I put on my skinny selvedge & LL Bean duck boots the same as everyone else. Wait.
3/11
2015
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