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Jen Joyce @knitpurl Capitol Hill, Seattle

Captain of Makin It Happen. @Uber Sr Marketing Mgr - WA! Knit when I have time to sit. Always needs more tattoos. Music. Cats. Fun. Also, @Uber_SEA.

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This might be my favorite article about yesterday but there were over 300 so I don't know if I will ever confirm. http://t.co/T7y1bhrnp0@codygoins ITS SF. ALWAYS A TRASH COMMUTE.When you can't find your glasses and you are blind without them. ๐Ÿ’
@proverbial_one 6 in Seattle! ๐Ÿ˜ฝThatโ€™s a wrap, #UberKITTENS. Pardon me while I DROP MIC, WALK AWAY, AND THEN SLEEP FOR 3 DAYS. ๐Ÿ˜ฝ Oh hey & donate to your local shelter, yo!I JUST CANโ€™T RT @ASPCA: Catness meets Katniss at @VanityFair! #UberKITTENS #NationalCatDay http://t.co/pXEPCL2cAxHey guys, sorry, but we've decided to make the site all about kittens from now on. #UberKITTENS @Cheezburger @ASPCA
Retweeted by Jen JoyceGo to @instagram. Search #UberKITTENS. You are welcome.#UberKITTENS: The story of Jen running on 2.5 hours sleep + 5 coffeesAfternoon gossips at the water cooler never looked so cute. #UberKITTENS http://t.co/owE4uImb1o
Retweeted by Jen JoyceAdd Uber on @Snapchat. Send snap. Get kitten. Purrrrrfect http://t.co/eNdHTk1NCl#UberKITTENS: The story of how my battery died in 5 min from notifications@howiecohen *blushes* thanks!@howiecohen *RAISES HAND* Thank you!Did you know #UberKITTENS are up for adoption today and adoption is FREE?! Chat with the @SeattleHumane rep! #Seattle http://t.co/bQTJe7QgKu
Retweeted by Jen JoyceUber is delivering kittens today. Repeat: Uber is delivering kittens today. http://t.co/ppB3x1gzcO http://t.co/qExej5R2yn
Retweeted by Jen Joyce#UberKITTENS Y'ALL! http://t.co/nSmF50D5gk@codygoins ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป@LaurenLockliear Ask the shelter rep about it! ๐Ÿ˜ปI FEEL LIKE A PROUD MOM. #UberKITTENS@Meowtropolitan Thank you!!!@whitpopa @innab @Meowtropolitan Or you can just.. http://t.co/s4oQoG4F9N #UberKITTENS"Trending USA:11:24 AM CDT" 1. #NationalCatDay 2. #FlavorServed 3. #UberKITTENS 4. #KDWB1D 5. #NightChanges 6. Jose Canseco
Retweeted by Jen JoyceAND AND AND @The_Monster_Cat IS THE OFFICIAL SPOKESCAT OF #UberKITTENS! https://t.co/JVB1gTt5MrYOU GUYS! MY BABY PROMO IS HAPPENING! Your #UberKITTENS are arriving MEOW! http://t.co/s4oQoG4F9N http://t.co/2j9KE5CUvy@benhuh THAT KITTEN. I just canโ€™t.@risakkuuma GURL ITโ€™S COMING. DONโ€™T YOU WORRY.If you hate things that are cute and snuggly, might as well unfollow me today. Because #UberKITTENS. ๐Ÿ’—@casabian THATโ€™S the spirit, Ed! ๐Ÿ’—@emily_huh OMG EMILY. That kitten. ITโ€™S HAPPENING!
@ComradeBree Can you guys call me at 3:30am tomorrow morning? I need to be at the office at 4am.Bella is trying to send out this blog post http://t.co/btXorqSXSD@smithbrittanya @omsandhoney I am 100% ok with this. // @amypoehler @lenadunham @rgay@LindseyOtta Told ya! // @hotel_deluxe@tombiro OK COOL@redheadwonder6 In this case, people who donโ€™t know. Itโ€™s silly really.@LindseyOtta OMG you would love @hotel_deluxe.@omsandhoney Imma borrow, k? // @amypoehler @lenadunham @rgay@Jaan hey hey! You are on my list. promise! Thanks for your patience! :)When I see people talk ish about the culture of Uber, I just wanna be like โ€œHI I LOVE WHAT I DO AND MY TEAM. Weโ€™re like family.โ€ #uberlife@Meowtropolitan Oh don't you worry! The word will be spread because this is purrrrrrfect. // @LindseyOtta@miz Shhhh. Itโ€™s purrrrrfect.@tombiro I DID NOT SEE YOU I AM SORRY :(OK @Meowtropolitan. What do I need to do to make sure you become a reality?Today I am all like http://t.co/DHozu1w7iX๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸŽ‚ RT @noheezie: Beyoncรฉ - Flawless (Remix) feat. Nicki Minaj on #SoundCloud #poundcake https://t.co/NDgnO8K6Lp
@mr_johnwest @cedgeton #PROTECTION@cedgeton @mr_johnwest Naturally.@JoannaLord ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜@JoannaLord Hi! jen at uber dot com :) Hope you are well! Thanks again for the shout out at SIC!@JessEstrada Well, soon it will be over and hopefully Tuesday is all like http://t.co/XhWOfGZiBT@jseattle omg that fluff ball.@JessEstrada ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ Kinda? hahaha How are you pretty pretty?A homeless man just asked me the tattoo on my thigh was a parachute and then a bee tried to attack my face. #MondayYOU ARE WELCOME: http://t.co/UzHj7DdqXr@traviswals For that guy http://t.co/foV0kccmC5@traviswals http://t.co/FL9yDyDDcQ ???Wut. T Swift + Aphex Twin. OK. http://t.co/Pp5O1iYDS5@iancunn Aw, thank you.@redheadwonder6 http://t.co/FL9yDyDDcQ@redheadwonder6 Hmmmmโ€ฆWas just called a "jack fuck" for no reason by a homeless man while walking into Smith Tower. Happy Monday?
B-day beebee โค๏ธ http://t.co/aFsh1jCynJBallard bound because @SourceMe โค๏ธ@lukeburbank Catching up on my @TBTL and listening to your Spoonman chat! He is the best. We had him play at an Uber party back in the day!When boyfriend hangs out with grandma http://t.co/IgJjomx3CW(989): I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Retweeted by Jen JoyceSometimes your head is so full of ideas and things to do that sleep is not an option. ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’@mshannabrooks OK. ๐Ÿ™†
Today Iโ€™m all like http://t.co/aXQLscwwS2@christengreene Greene for Sheriff.
Would it be horrible of me to Postmates something that is one block away? #SICK #REALLYSICK
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@Abashima thank you!!@girlandcoconut Thanks boo โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธWorking from my couch the rest of the day because sickness. ๐Ÿ˜@MarshallOsborne @AndiPim http://t.co/Vvlx8Lnwa1@AndiPim Marshall or MaxSince today can go to hell Iโ€™ll just be over here watching this on repeat https://t.co/n5gyt4zaNN@krows54 https://t.co/9y1CgLN6RePARTY TIP: We must decide to follow our dream no matter how hard it feels. We must commit!
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Giving @HelloFresh a whirl! Save 20$ on your first order with my code LYLCXS at http://t.co/JgLaS1EXemOH: Fuck no. I think that was Tori Amos. I'd rather listen to bag pipes.New beebees. ๐Ÿ’ช http://t.co/4bC0569mhSI will only buy this if someone will wear it with me ...@krows54? ๐Ÿ‘ฏ http://t.co/2TDH8fV9JlReally want to keep it positive here so I'll set my phone down now. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š Oh and here are some cute corgis: http://t.co/u7TLnDStzj๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’š @DougBaldwinJr ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™This game is going to give me a GD heart attack.Proposed name change: Seattle Yellowflags@andy_hurst yup. Same here.@howiecohen she just can't watch anymore. http://t.co/5ckToqML1nBella's reaction to this game so far ๐Ÿ˜พ http://t.co/uLf5fpY8HQSweet Peteโ€™s gum smacking is a little more aggressive today. I wonder whyโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜โ€œ@thomasonphx: @Percy_Harvin last interview before leaving #Seattle ? @TerezOwens http://t.co/J3YOSnd85uโ€ @paulaaio @JessEstrada ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Carson's 1st FaceTime and he is completely unaware of it. http://t.co/NRxHqb5T0d@yelahbrown Heโ€™s obviously high or something.Apparently iโ€™m a slut that canโ€™t get a job. Iโ€™m so boring, mentally ill, & I wonโ€™t care for you when youโ€™re sick. http://t.co/ZyfgUc9qOOHAPPY BIRTHDAY @SOURCEME! ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜˜
@wryanturner some day... Some day...2 burritos. One day. Fuck yea.
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