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One of my #BestMemories, celebrating winning the 2012 #VolcomProFiji with @kalanimiller and my… http://t.co/36WRqvYlAy
12/16
2014
@themichellewie dropped by yesterday to chip a few balls at the fake chicken in my yard, steal a few… http://t.co/6yBh0FmIma
12/14
2014
@travislogie is surfing in the last event and potentially the last heat of his pro surfing career… http://t.co/MVoMY68t1C
12/13
2014
Throwing you a #GnarlyShaka from the desk at the #PipeMasters with @mick_fanning and @gabriel1medina.… http://t.co/Xwc3gGsv27
12/9
2014
I took a chopper ride yesterday for a gopro break breakdown of the wave and reef at #Pipeline with… http://t.co/c6NPKFwG06
12/8
2014
Oh...hello again, #LandOfTheAloha. Good to be back. #Moonset on day one. #NorthShoreDiary http://t.co/Dk9bVoG5JZ
12/7
2014
My brother @sslaterboards with three SUPs he made as a present for @vitorbelfort and family prior to… http://t.co/Ey2B08TZda
12/5
2014
@TaitimusMaximus 'I'll be back!' (Arnold voice) @DEUCE_Gym @joerogan @EllisMate @MarinaShafir @MileyCyrus@dumbthchronicle #MakeItStop!@dumbthchronicle I actually get notifications only from people I follow that mention me. I occasionally see em. How do I turn that off?!@dumbthchronicle actually it was said about @rosswilliamshi in the movie sick joy or sons of fun. But definitely about Ross.Months ago I posted about the rampant ivory poaching in Africa that mrpottz, jordysmith88 and I… http://t.co/vNJaQU27bX
12/3
2014
Issue XII #FlowMagazine 2003. #AI and myself in a 007 themed #BattleRoyale going into Pipe. Andy made… http://t.co/0DEMEAMcMr
12/2
2014
@Grom_Princess well thank you for defending my honor. Did you hurt em? 😬👊If I were some sort of effeminate mannequin...someone sent me this. I am getting into fashion, ya know. http://t.co/6s8ioKA9cl
12/1
2014
Starting shortly...I know the #NorthShore is raining so girls like to shop. Details… http://t.co/ElVR9Bs6l2Here's one for the ladies...this little #MunchkinButt. I love this child. My nephew, #VanSlater http://t.co/oQns0sqYay
11/29
2014
#FamilyPortrait from #OlanMills. I'm guessing this is about 84-85. Me, @sslaterboards and… http://t.co/VO05sfCvGP
11/28
2014
Let me try this again. Huge congratulations to @steph_gilmore for winning her 6th #WorldTitle and also… http://t.co/5qLNqK2ZvkYou watching the girls #TargetMauiPro live? In my bio. Final almost over. I'm late to the game. Who… http://t.co/WnTSVGlwwz#HappyThanksgiving everyone. Another perfect, Florida day and sunset. #Flat and perfect day for… http://t.co/g0Sj11DgdW
11/27
2014
#Home http://t.co/YoI5Xx44Ac
11/26
2014
Today is the #IDEVAW. Like @kellyslater, show your support and share the brooch http://t.co/cIOHVjHOa0 #WR4W http://t.co/xt2cjiYzjZ
Retweeted by Kelly Slater@EpicTVSurf really? I may not agree but mentioning calling nat'l guard is racist? And my gf has called me an animal. Racist? @Robstercraw
11/25
2014
#MyHappyPlace http://t.co/5p8edhjqO2
11/24
2014
Time to get tuned up. http://t.co/e8EmdbSn75
11/23
2014
#MorningSelection at my house. @thechiacompany, #Shilajit, #Kelp, #Ginseng, #Ashwaganda and the rest.… http://t.co/HcPQloKFwv
11/22
2014
#NameThesePeople. Good luck. http://t.co/JD6EDJUjLa
11/21
2014
Have you seen the film #Blackfish yet? I assumed a lot about #Orcas' intelligence but had no real… http://t.co/59Lkly0fd7
11/16
2014
I've had lots of questions in recent months about sponsorships, who's supporting me, that sort of… http://t.co/yruFpkDFP6
11/15
2014
Checking in with Dr. Warren Kramer today. The good news... I'm gonna live. Bad news... A couple more… http://t.co/Yu80np4IkE
11/14
2014
Repost from joeljitsu. Amazing what people will pull when they have a little authority and a bad… http://t.co/KvoE4XC3Fd
11/11
2014
Blessings to you, Dorian #DocPaskowitz. You've been a beacon of truth, light, knowledge, and… http://t.co/JoapghFxqo
11/10
2014
How's this one that kaeodechape narrowly missed the other day just after I got hurt and had to watch?!… http://t.co/h7swtmWBSQ
11/5
2014
#FootPrognosis...I broke my second and third toes and also sprained three or four toes on left foot… http://t.co/IkvIzj8s03Some love for our fellow Surfing Chefs. Show some support for @SURFAID! http://t.co/0dDBaJE1I0 http://t.co/IlIYeOGukI
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11/4
2014
#AI and I in France a few years back. We had our first ever real back and forth battle in a quarter… http://t.co/azXbHoipNf
11/2
2014
Dreaming of that session again from last week toddglaser, gotfilm, @aritzaranburu, and seabassz. It's… http://t.co/MRrsJcHdHo
10/27
2014
Quick scrappy edit from #Cave in Portugal the other day. #GoPro #Hero4 POV with the spot. Got a few… http://t.co/bz0HP1L7fc
10/24
2014
Cut an orange around the center and save the top half of the rind. Take all the fruit out and leave… http://t.co/IFFyfOjxx5
10/19
2014
When I rode out of this I thought, 'That felt pretty good'. Little did I know it would be uploaded by… http://t.co/QhPMzRd7in
10/17
2014
Thank you to the City of #Peniche for honoring me with the #KeyToTheCity a few days ago at the… http://t.co/a4mJXLshHv
10/16
2014
gopro #hero4 media day here in Portugal today. Great to talk cameras and learn about a couple features… http://t.co/uNx839TbIJ
10/14
2014
White hair, don't care. My first ever #SlovenianSelfie. Checking out Nylon production in Slovenia for… http://t.co/TZwKCCi5Ok
10/7
2014
#ModernDayPostcards. Seagulls over sunsets in #Hossegor, France. http://t.co/sFUlU9nyQt
10/6
2014
@kalanimiller and I with jimmybuffett at dinner in France the other night. Who'd've thunk a kid from… http://t.co/mYWYBJ93Dn
10/1
2014
Thanks, gopro. Received my new #Hero4 and I'm ready to geek out! I've worked with #GoPro for a few… http://t.co/sRYzQLYGuh
9/30
2014
Messin' w/#Timelapses in Tahiti this year. #NotABadView from the place I stay in, eh? Didn't realize… http://t.co/EpwWR2Yz2qThanks for the gopro 📷, @anthony_walsh_, this one from West Oz earlier this year on a rare NW swell.… http://t.co/yqSRtgcket
9/27
2014
#HBD to my #Godson, #ActionJackson... #LittleMonster destined for big things in life. The day he was… http://t.co/gRtlLhVRUqCheck@out @shanedorian808, gerglong, @granttwigbaker, @healeysurf, ryanhipwood, and friends on #ESPN2http://t.co/S94XRMTOu3
9/22
2014
Anything better than a #StokeORama #Selfie? Check out the Gusauskas Brothers' annual contest at T… http://t.co/G5cybbU6h8Anything better than a #StokeORama #Selfie? Check out the Gusauskas Brothers' annual contest at T… http://t.co/4X7D2pXC04
9/21
2014
#ItsTheMorningOfTheFinals. Tune in and let's see what happens at #TheHurleyPro. @sleds thechiaco… http://t.co/0Ki6ExfTGa
9/18
2014
Great to see a bunch of the kids from @mendesbros's school, #AOJ, down here for the start of… http://t.co/DtXWC13lhd
9/16
2014
Sometimes we don't get to say #goodbye properly. In that sense, I was blessed today. #RestInPeacehttp://t.co/lMtFPIAOF9Never pass up an opportunity to spend time with friends and family. My friend, #KalaniFoster (with… http://t.co/vmG1of9RfI
9/15
2014
@mikohswimwear is having a #TrunkShow right now until midday at #HapaJs in San Clemente. I know the… http://t.co/xS28ONJZHz
9/13
2014
@kellyslater Plz help end The Cove, stop slaughtering dolphins in Taiji, Japan!!! #鈴村健一生誕祭2014 #Tweet4Dolphins http://t.co/VywKLVUW0z
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9/12
2014
Locker rooms at #TheHurleyPro. My new @sleds rounded-squash, epoxy #Rookie feels really good. Can't… http://t.co/Z5HtWwgP4s
9/10
2014
It's been a long time coming and I'm proud to let you know that the clothing brand I've been working… http://t.co/t3esHqkM16
9/8
2014
#ColdBrew and #CashewMylk @patchy_o http://t.co/FAXMpja9ny
9/4
2014
As surfers, we are lucky to spend so much of our time immersed in the ocean. This being so, we are… http://t.co/yRRl58pNIL
9/2
2014
jackjohnson #SantaBarbara. #BeyondGood #FromHereToNowToYou @kokua @brushfire @ Da Kine Santa Barbara Bowl http://t.co/0SRRkutiAz
8/31
2014
📷: @swainton #TeahupooDiary2014 from the big, blue wave pool. http://t.co/0LhjPnapNF
8/29
2014
There's always that one in the back of your head you wonder about. This was the only set I paddled… http://t.co/C1CBRStZRM
8/28
2014
On stage at the awards ceremony...Congrats are in order for @gabriel1medina and his performance this… http://t.co/cZlTuNT25J
8/27
2014
My next post was going to be dedicated to @gabriel1medina but I think I'll let you wait for that one… http://t.co/OKhFsUbeUIWell...I'm not quite sure how to download and convey what transpired this past week. One day… http://t.co/d6UxA5AMRR
8/26
2014
#ItsOn right now. You guys watching this?! Today is gonna be interesting. Biggest I've seen a contest… http://t.co/mIYWHnQLBL
8/25
2014
@keliamoniz :)Was a epic day today watching from the channel! Here is @kellyslater on one of many nuggets he got in… http://t.co/tIC8sosoae
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8/24
2014
#FlashbackFriday with @glove at @tavaruaisland last year playing an unreleased song he did with… http://t.co/WIXRkZ2MHc
8/22
2014
Tahitian style #Footwarmer. http://t.co/kp9zJ5awKF@dumbthchronicle @mattwarshaw if I wanted to be good at sunset I would actually surf there. Place sure scared me when I was young.Check out @lozzadavies and @gabedavies film, Veitch, and give it a vote. https://t.co/wrSRmcdM53@fantasysurfer @BrandonVanSickl @SURFER_Magazine I didn't give any secrets this time. And if I did they were lies.
8/21
2014
From my round one heat the other day. When I took off I saw @glennmicrohall paddling back out but was… http://t.co/tP6dXyYQSR
8/20
2014
@kickbackattack should've put his hands up & cops shouldn't shoot 2 kill unarmed citizens. Not takin sides. I wasn't there. Lots of issues.One for #MikeBrown. #DontShoot #Ferguson #HandsUp 📷: chrisbryanfilms #RedCam frame grab http://t.co/BemWwJlXCJ
8/19
2014
Never gets old a Tahitian sunset. This will serve as your first alarm for Monday's contest at… http://t.co/KdsUMwRYOj
8/16
2014
@kalanimiller and I with some Italian vibes last week in Sicily. http://t.co/QzrAoUqMSr
8/13
2014
Met #NelsonTynes who makes #LivingGourmet foods at @sunlifeorganics yesterday. Then as I was taking… http://t.co/uq0QijISe9
8/10
2014
#Beanitos is/are my favorite(s). #ChipAddict http://t.co/VyS8FwUvTf
8/2
2014
Another gopro clip with davewassel chasing me down on the ski at Cloudbreak. #ShouldaMadeIt #Smokershttp://t.co/Q7XS6VNh31
8/1
2014
davewassel with the assist (and the gopro #Selfie) at #Cloudbreak last year. Free surf during the… http://t.co/cizR5FB8AX
7/31
2014
Every day is day one ... http://t.co/WHdct8G7aI @ASP
7/30
2014
No surf in FL so gotta figure out some way to warm up at home for the #VansUSOpenOfSurf. Behind the… http://t.co/LFJtcDwaez#ModernDayPostcards Yesterday's storm over the #BananaRiver and the ensuing sunset from… http://t.co/DB28pAmSiY
7/27
2014
#ModernDayPostcards From the dock this afternoon. http://t.co/RGmfVW9azNRepost from @mikohswimwear. Sale til midday in Huntington, girls. Get em while they're hot! Another… http://t.co/TPRgyCBjQl
7/26
2014
Last week in #MosselBay, South Africa we went cage diving with #GreatWhites. Firstly, it's… http://t.co/jxtPeeTV1h#HappyBirthday my beautiful love, @kalanimiller. Missing you today but we'll make it up this week! So… http://t.co/pURgQQiuAh
7/25
2014
Got caught on the way in to #TodayPlaza by this guy. I didn't even know where I was gonna be this… http://t.co/fr4G1xTdfr
7/23
2014
#ThatsMyDog actionthedog http://t.co/UyphJGpNsq
7/21
2014
So proud of @kalanimiller and @oleemamilker for their first ever @mikohswimwear runway show at the… http://t.co/vSXL2HG7PVSo proud of @kalanimiller and @oleemamiller for their first ever mikoh runway show at #MBFWS tonight.… http://t.co/Pzx2m3G8hUYou watching the #JBayOpen final day? @joelparko and @mick_fanning are just paddling out now. Tune in… http://t.co/OGmr9IHFWo
7/19
2014
I'm excited to announce the launch of purps, a project I've been working on for some time now with my… http://t.co/7tClpImJFQ
7/16
2014
jordysmith88 and I went for a heli ride yesterday with mrpottz and a couple friends to a game reserve.… http://t.co/0hJfFZjO9i
7/14
2014
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