Redefining cool on a daily basis
Know what's a great word? Magnanimity. That is is all. Carry on.
Directing again, new perspectives, June Carter Cash, and James Badge Dale: http://t.co/h4781lm6JZ
If it weren't for my vanity, I would get into cage fighting.
Watch out for sporks. Yes, they spoon, but they'll stab you if they have to.
Want to give an unexpected gift? Get them a barrel and plunger for churning butter. They won't see it coming.
I don't floss enough. I'm sometimes too lazy for flossing, and I don't have the grill for flossin.
No comments on it being December, the lives of actors, and James Badge Dale: http://t.co/iu44omnV8b
Can octopi develop carpal tunnel? Would it be in one tentacle or all of them? That would be a cruel twist of fate.
I have a butane lighter. It makes me feel like a badass when I light candles.
I used to think Parcheesi was a snack. I've never played it, but it sounds delicious.
Yes, I know I don't NEED an espresso machine, but that wouldn't make getting one any less awesome.
Thanksgiving leftovers, embracing roles, and Angela Bassett: http://t.co/yyScxQQnyO
If I had the Miss Chiquita Banana fruit hat, I would wear it way too often.
Turkey, Thanksgiving irony, movie dreams, and Geoffrey Rush: http://t.co/BaNPocv27V
There's fruit in the lemonade?!? I'm there!
You know what's a funny word? Baloney. Go ahead. Try to say it without smiling.
Distracted, flying squirrels, and Alan Rickman: http://t.co/Hwb2SGp8Ec
I haven't ever gone on a sleigh ride...or maybe I have. I forgot where I put my sage. Maybe it's with my forgotten sleigh ride memories.
A famous panhandler complimented me for my nose. #interestingsubwayconversations
Tim and I just talked about the safety hazards of making zombie noises in public places. Yep. That's how we roll.
Late blogging (but not really), Tim's major audition, and Nicole Kidman: http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Curling (as in the Canadian ice sport involving large pucks and brooms) is an acquired taste. So is venison.
Guess what song I have stuck in my head. Give up? Funkytown. I know. I wasn't expecting that, either.
Filming, auditioning, watching shows, great roles, and Frances McDormand: http://t.co/Rz825N7Eel
I heard a lot of David Bowie music this morning. I'm totally ok with that.
Moustaches are funny. Just saying.
Movie shoots, fun times, and Cary Elwes: http://t.co/MLlqda0hwx
Need a Halloween costume? I'd go for a personified bird option. Think "wild turkey w/ separation anxiety" or "tastefully seductive quail."
Being busy, making a movie, interesting jobs, birthdays, and Christopher Meloni: http://t.co/x1edbC7oZv…/october-19th-2014
If I had a pet duck, I would name her Peking and call her ducklings Pekinglets.
Wait. What day is it? Friday? It feels like a Saturday, or a Tuesday...
I was just told that my shoes are 70s glam. I'll call that a win.
Shooting a movie, and Robert Duvall: http://t.co/ISiQXZJPuG
I am wearing winter socks. Yes, I'm aware that it isn't winter yet. Don't judge me. I'm cold.
I have never been to Turkey. This needs to be remedied. Their food is amazing, and they had Nazim Hikmet.
This is a shout-out to bacon. I mean, come on. It's bacon.Remember that song, Cars, by Gary Numan? It's stuck in my head. That is all. Carry on.
Made my own deadline, fabulous movie shoot, and Lili Taylor: http://t.co/43Yn61HPqC
I want to high-5 whoever designed this jacket. Embroidery and leather combined? Don't mind if I do.
No, ice cream! Don't fall on the floor! That's not at all what I wanted you to do!
Have Cable? Watch DOA on Discovery ID network at 10pm. You'll see a familiar face on it. P.S. - It will be Tim's.I don't insist on water that sparkles. I'm not that pretentious.
Salmon is not a fruit.
Film shoots, auditions, Laurel's wedding (Congratulations, Laurel!), and John Cusack: http://t.co/XE7GUmQVWK
Remember the guy w/ the phone on Trigger Happy TV? Just saw a guy like him, but he didn't have the phone, wasn't British, and wasn't funny.
German chocolate cake amuses me. Delicious? Yes, but when did coconuts become German?
A guy wearing a plastic helmet with horns walked by me on my way to the subway. Right on, pretend Viking.
Job and skill-building variety, Tim gets ready to start taking an acting class, and George Clooney: http://t.co/mOZXkjEUoY
Someone told me that my purple tights are hilarious. I'll take it.
Bubbles? Yes, bubbles.
I talk to myself a lot. Nothing is wrong with me. I'm just an excellent conversationalist.
I ate raw garlic last night to ward-off mosquitoes. It made me cry a little. Ever ate raw garlic by itself? You'd cry a little, too.
First day of film shoot, difficult characters, and Benicio Del Toro: http://t.co/t0KHaMezG1
I'm not a sock.
I stood on a platform this morning while people drew my shoes. I can think of worse ways to get paid.
Ever had those obnoxious arrows show-up when you click the Tab key in Microsoft Word? I got rid of them. This goes in my "Win" category.
The good, the bad, and Shannon Elizabeth (definitely NOT ugly): http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Strange seats, early wake-up calls, and Chris Tucker: http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Auditions, editing, German, and Stephen Fry: http://t.co/0HPKopggFO
Germany, directing, and Robin Williams: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
German, bettering, and Franka Potente: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
Had my backside handed to me, two auditions, and Judy Greer: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
A late blog entry, a good reason given, learning through reading, and Famke Janssen: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
There are chili peppers in my chocolate bar. It's everything I hoped it would be and more.
I have a jar that smells like pickles. Don't have much use for it, as I don't currently have any pickles that need relocating.
Audition offers for Tim and I, workouts, yoga, meditation, and Vanessa Williams: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
A role, auditions for Tim and I, spending time with my inner peculiarities, and Sir Ian McKellen: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Tim books a role, auditions for me, lots of reading, and Meryl Streep: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Theatre, Shakespeare, career choices, and Vera Farmiga: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Rest In Peace, Eli Wallach "I never lost my appetite for acting." http://t.co/YQsLd06kwL
Auditions, headshots, lots of reading, and Monty Python: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Auditions for both Tim and I, new headshots, role-types, and Courteney Cox: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
A role for Tim, actor-fun for both of us, and Amy Poehler: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Film shoot, auditions, and Albert Einstein: http://t.co/QHdEMk5qRU
Happy Memorial Day, festival was a smash-hit, and shooting a film: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
Film work, two auditions, GEFF NYC, GEFF LA, and Ashraf Barhom: http://t.co/4jh1cb2YSP
A late update, major casting for Tim, three first-evers worldwide for us, and two movies coming up: http://t.co/5SNCy6IvrP
Cancun and Danny Trejo: http://t.co/5SNCy6IvrP
Auditions, another GEFF branch opening, crazy-pants, and Guy Pearce: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
I don't know why yogurt gets such a bad rap. Be nice to yogurt, people. That stuff is awesome.
Auditions, new actors' group, and Noah Emmerich: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
I'm not a "princess" type, but I'm wearing a fabulous sparkly belt and I've never turned down a tiara.
A callback, waiting for Tim's audition results, creatively hustling, and Jennifer Connelly: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
Visited family, back to work, and Demi Moore: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
Two auditions, family time, HBO has its eye on Tim, and Joanne Whalley: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
Strange then good auditions, a possible journey with Tim to shoot a film in India, and Tilda Swinton: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
Auditions, patience, and Sophia Loren: http://t.co/IdjMgv0cAp
Someone just told me I have a gorgeous sternocleidomastoid muscle. That's a first.
I'm super excited for Tim - He has another audition today!
Tim and I are still stuck on LA time. If only we could convince the weather to stick with us, too.
Figuring out living in both NYC and LA: http://t.co/5SNCy6IvrP
Auditions, auditions, auditions, and a film festival: http://t.co/5SNCy6IvrP
A fantastic audition in West Hollywood, followed by lunch with the love of my life, surrounded by palm trees? I could get used to this.
Commercial shoot and Rhys Ifans: http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6
Guess who booked the role? I'll give you 3 hints: 1) This is my Twitter profile, 2) I mentioned an audition in my blog on Sunday, 3) It's me
An NYC audition, an LA audition, and Christoph Waltz: http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6
I posed in denim parachute pants today. Yes, they exist. No, I didn't know that before today, either.
Rest In Peace, Phillip Seymour Hoffman: http://t.co/BxlxOaGfl6